Sneezing, snogging, snakes and snots! Zombies, zippers and zits!

A chemical experiment by the military has gone wrong and the toxins are now airborne. The pupils of Little Pumpington primary school are breathing in the gas and their behaviour is becoming bonkers.

Do you still pick your nose? Do you sit next to someone in school who stills picks their nose? Do they eat it, even in secret, underneath their hand when they think no one else is watching? The Little Pumpington nose-pickers are taking over the school and their own bogies are not enough any more; they need to eat everybody else’s too.

Pirates Don’t Play Cricket is a swashbuckling adventure about a bunch of especially silly pirates, and cricket! Written by former New Zealand test cricketer Iain O’Brien and debut author Rowan Gibson this hilarious tale is perfect for anyone who loves pirates, or cricket (and it’s pretty great for everyone else too).

The exciting new elaborately illustrated picture book is packed with fantastically funny artwork by Calvin Innes.

Shiver Me Timbers! It’s Out May 2013 Me Hearties!!!