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Gorgeous George and The Giant Geriatric Generator
by Stuart Reid. Illustrated by Calvin Innes.

Bogies, baddies, bagpipes and bums! Farting, false teeth and fun! Gorgeous George and the Giant Geriatric Generator begins when George witnesses something rather disturbing from his bedroom window late one night. Maybe it was a UFO or a ghostly apparition, or maybe it’s even more sinister. Whatever it was, nobody believes him. People are disappearing fast and no one seems to care. Why are the people of Little Pumpington so miserable? Why has his evil teacher started smelling of wee? Why is Mr Watt so fat? Why does Mr Jolly the Janitor collect hundreds of pairs of false teeth in a cupboard in his workshop? And what will happen when mad Kenny sticks two crayons up his nose?
During detention George discovers a secret stash of soggy tea-bags and a hundred boxes of broken biscuits hidden in a mysterious tunnel beneath the school. Can his new friend Alison help, even though she’s just ‘a boring girl’? Will Alison’s mum give them money for sweets?
Can Gorgeous George (who’s not really gorgeous at all) solve these mysteries with the help of his Grandpa Jock, the wild-haired ginger Scotsman before Grandpa Jock deafens the whole town with his bagpipes?

Oh, and do not try the ‘burning brown bag of poo prank’ at home! You have been warned!

ISBN: 978-1-907746-024
Prices: £7.99 (paperback)
Reading Age: 9+
Pages: 288

You can get hold of your copy from most good book stores and online retailers including:

The official My Little Big Town Store offers limited edition & signed copies.
Now available from Waterstones stores everywhere. Drop by your local shop. If they don’t have the book in stock simply ask them to order it in for you. The author, Stuart Reid will also be taking part in number of book signing and reading sessions at Waterstones stores in 2012. Contact us or your local book store for more details.
Also available from many other bookstores and online retailers.



Gorgeous George and The ZigZag Zit-Faced Zombies
by Stuart Reid. Illustrated by Calvin Innes.

Sneezing, sniffing, snogging and snots! Zombies, zebras and zits!

A chemical experiment by the military has gone wrong and the toxins are now airborne. The pupils of Little Pumpington primary school are breathing in the gas and their behaviour is becoming bonkers.

Do you still pick your nose? Do you sit next to someone in school who stills picks their nose? Do they eat it, even in secret, underneath their hand when they think no one else is watching? The Little Pumpington nose-pickers are taking over the school and their own bogies are not enough any more; they need to eat everybody else’s too.
These psychotic snot-zombies are on the rampage, feasting on the nostril contents of the entire town and the army will do nothing to prevent them.

Can Gorgeous George, Allison and Crayon Kenny find a cure before the military decide to blow up the school? With the help of Grandpa Jock, Ben and Barbara and a box full of the tissues, they must stop the snot-zombies biting their booger-crusted fingernails to the bone.
Parents will not be able to read this book. This book is for strong-stomached children only so no wimps need apply. This is last taboo known to mankind and way beyond the comprehension of adults. The older you are, the yuckier this book will be. You have been warned!

Must…..have….bogiieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Gorgeous George and the ZigZag Zit-faced Zombies is the another brilliant book in the Gorgeous George series. The action packed, bogie dribbling follow up to Gorgeous George & the Giant Geriatric Generator.

ISBN: 978-1-907746-116
Prices: £7.99 (paperback)
Reading Age: 9+
Pages: 172

You can get hold of your copy from most good book stores and online retailers including:

The official My Little Big Town Store offers limited edition & signed copies.
Available from Waterstones stores everywhere soon. Drop by your local shop. If they don’t have the book in stock simply ask them to order it in for you. The author, Stuart Reid will also be taking part in number of book signing and reading sessions at Waterstones stores in 2012. Contact us or your local book store for more details.
Also available from many other bookstores and online retailers.