Grandpa Jock

Grandpa Jock

Grandpa Jock

Grandpa Jock – This mad old Scotsman is aged somewhere between 74 and 93 years old; nobody is quite sure. He has flame coloured hair, wild and unkempt around the back and sides and he’s completely bald on top. He has a huge red nose that is rumoured to have the ability to forecast the weather.

Grandpa Jock often has trouble keeping his false teeth in his mouth but still likes to swing in trees, sing rude songs and discuss his bodily functions with anyone who’ll listen. He has been known to ‘fart’ the national anthem but had to give this up since the ‘follow-through’ episode.

Once a sergeant major in the army, Grandpa Jock has been accused by his nosey neighbours of strangling cats and dancing with drunken octopuses but this might be confused with playing the bagpipes. And although he has never been caught, it has been suggested that Grandpa Jock is responsible for a recent spate of ‘knock-door-run’ episodes in the neighbourhood, ending with the ‘burning brown bag of poo prank’. Ooh, messy.