Mr Watt – This power-crazy control freak is the managing director of the cleanest, greenest power plant in the whole country. He is obsessed with energy; saving it, developing it and charging people a fortune to use it.
He graduated top of his class from Power Plant Academy amidst a scandal involving laxative pollution, blocked toilets and an unfortunate number of students who couldn’t ‘hold it in’.
Now, after he has spent the last 30 years drinking beer, eating pies and scoffing burgers he has acquired one of the most enormous bellies ever seen; a tummy so big you’d think he’d stuck a balloon up his shirt. ‘He’s fat, he’s round, his gut drags on the ground, Mr Watt, Mr Watt!’
No one is quite sure why he spends his afternoons at home when he should be in his office up at the power plant but his two hired thugs Boris and Buster seem to do all the hard work anyway.
The question is, ‘Can he swim through sewage?’ And the next question is ‘why would he need to know this?’